G3 5.0 | RP Terms & Phrases - Cheat Sheet

In RP on the G3 Networks FiveM Servers, you will be expected to remain in character at all times. In doing so, here are some common terms & "phrases" you may hear or utilize to express certain situations while remaining in character.
Head exploded -
You or a mentioned person's Game Crashed/Disconnected
Inside my head/meditating - You or a mentioned person are AFK or non-responsive in game for a period of time
Hit the key muscle - You or a mentioned person should press the key mentioned to complete or RP an action
Eyes fucked up - You or a mentioned person are seeing things that aren't visible to other people (i.e. bug/glitch)
Spider on your foot/need to jump - Your players animation is bugged for other players, jumping will fix this glitch
Take a nap - You or a mentioned person are reconnecting to the server (usually to get rid of a bug)
Going to sleep - You or a mentioned person are logging off or switching characters
On the train - You or a mentioned person are in queue to join the server
County 1/2 - You or a mentioned person are playing on Server 1/2
Months (prison sentencing) - The IRL equivalent to minutes of time sentenced
Years (prison sentencing) - The IRL equivalent to days of time sentenced
Headache - You or a mentioned person are experiencing lag
Locals - A term for the NPCs or AIs across San Andreas
High Command - Admins (used by Police)
Government - Admins (used by non-police)
Tsunami - server reset (1:00am CST)
Scuffed - A situation or RP is fucked up (usually bugged due to someone's connection to the server)
The Nines - 9999 days in prison *(basically life sentence, or stuck there indefinitely)*
Psychiatrist/Mental Evaluation - To be reviewed by admins to decide if the player will be banned from the server
ICU - "Dead" or unconscious indefinitely - can be brought back
Perma - Permanent death - no coming back
Look through your eyes - You or a mentioned person should go to first-person view
Brain - You or a mentioned person's PC (in reference to getting a new one, or the current one having problems)
Voices inside your head - Twitch chat messages
Surveillance footage - Twitch video clips (unless referring to jewelry store/gas station camera footage)
Voicebox - Mic settings, usually in reference to being too loud/quiet
Right brain - Right Click (usually as advice to re-enter the game with right click after alt-tabbing to avoid punching nearby players)
